47 Runs

This match isn’t going to last particularly long……

This match isn’t going to last particularly long… #ENGvAUS

James Taylor would never get dismissed for obstructing the field. He’s not tall enough. #ENGvAUS

I like that Agar has grown a beard so that he doesn’t look 12. #ENGvAUS

Stokes isn’t a great ODI bowler. Leaks a stupid amount of runs. #ENGvAUS

They’ve lost an hour, but only two overs? It’s a day game. Just play all the fecking overs you twits. #ENGvAUS

Over his 30 matches Stokes has a career economy rate of 6.28. That’s pathetic. #ENGvAUS

Hales with absolutely no idea what Cummins is bowling. #ENGvAUS

Proving that her 48 last match was just a glitch, Ellyse Perry has just scored ANOTHER 50 for the @SouthernStars #ENGvAUS

England to bat first. UNLEASH THE MITCHES! #Ashes #ENGvAUS

Umpire Bailey had to overturn a lot of his decisions in this ODI series… #odi5 #ENGvAUS

Watching the replay of ODI 5, Carberry totally Pietersened Pietersen with that run out in the first over. Amusing. #ENGvAUS

Hey Phil Hughes is playing! Remember Phil? #ENGvAUS

I reckon Ian Botham might know Clint McKay’s first name now. #hattrick #ENGvAUS